BUT WAIT.

Maybe there’s a reason for this! There must be!

And you would be right. There is a reason.

What might that be?

Well, my camera broke about a month ago, and it’s being repaired by JVC. I should get it back in a week and a half, and then I’ll start shooting…

My 300th video!

Also, I got the chance (and money) to order Final Cut Express 4.0! I’m so excited…a bunch of other Youtube people use it, and finally I can too.

Peace, my little homeslices!

Tonight, I went to a lovely dinner at American Flatbread with my family. I won’t tell you which location because I don’t want you going a creepy-stalker on me.

The meal was absolutely amazing. This restaurant is so cool–everything there is organic, and grown on a farm right around the corner.

My drink was an organic chocolate milk. Woah.

We started off with a delectable appetizer. It was toasted bruschetta with some kind of like, goat cheese spread, topped with fresh olives.

Then came the salad. I had one of the best Greek salads of my life. The dressing was phenomenal–it was super flavorful, rich, deep, with subtle undertones of rosemary (I have no idea what I’m talking about).

The pizza came next; or, as they would call it here, the “flatbread.” Yes, it’s more of the kind of pizza you eat with a fork and knife, which is good because the forks there are very ergonomic.

But wait! It’s not our pizza! Wrong one! Sorry, server’s fault.

On our pizza, we had a variety of toppings, ranging from sweet red peppers to olives, all the way through gruyere cheese. Half of it had red sauce, half not, because our helpful waiter recommended that. It was rich and strong in flavor. Perhaps too strong though, because by the time I was done, I had a really strong taste in my mouth.

Next, onto desert. We had an ice cream sandwich with two homemade cookies and ice cream in the middle. My favorite out of the two, only the cookies were a bit hard, and would have been better either softer, or without the ice cream. The other dessert was apple pie, which tasted somewhat sour, although the ice cream helped that.

Not to be picky, but the ice cream was too cold.

So that’s my meal! Out of five stars, I would give it a four. Amazing service, hyper-fresh food, just a few minor setbacks.

Also, these are my favorite shoes ever. Why?

Because they look good, they’re comfortable, and best of all:

You don’t have to tie them.

Tying shoes is for old people. 

I’ll never tie laces again.

In fact, I’ve already forgotten how. Also, what’s a lace?

While you’re enjoying my hecka tiiiiiiggggghhhhht blog-errific blog, I’ll get to work on editing it and making it look pretty. Maybe even funny–smosh would be jealous.

Paradise is totally overrated. Come to funnyz.tv instead.